🌮 *** BRING BACK THE CANYONERO SANDWICH!!! *** 🌮
UNDER CONSTRUCTION SINCE 1994!
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Last updated: August 31, 2025 at 3:33 AM
WELCOME TO THE ULTIMATE CANYONERO SHRINE!
Greetings fellow sandwich enthusiasts! My name is Mike_SandwichLover94 and I am ON A MISSION to bring back the legendary CANYONERO SANDWICH!
For those who don't know, the Canyonero was named after the mighty SUV from The Simpsons (Season 9, Episode 15 - "The Last Temptation of Krust"). Just like its automotive namesake, this sandwich was ENORMOUS, POWERFUL, and absolutely UNSTOPPABLE!
WHAT MADE THE CANYONERO SO SPECIAL?
| 📏 SIZE | 10 inches of pure sandwich excellence! |
| 🥩 MEAT | Big Mac style double patties on a hero roll! |
| 🧀 CHEESE | Special sauce & melted American cheese! |
| 🥬 VEGGIES | Lettuce, pickles, onions - Big Mac style! |
| 🍞 BREAD | Fresh-baked Italian hero roll from Brooklyn! |
WHY DID IT DISAPPEAR?
Sadly, Court Street Grocers on Court Street in Brooklyn discontinued the Canyonero due to "cost concerns" and "customers complaining about not being able to fit it in their mouths." WEAK! True sandwich warriors found a way!
THE PETITION
I've started a petition to bring back this magnificent creation! So far we have 73 signatures and counting! Join the fight!
🔗 COOL LINKS 🔗
• Sign the OFFICIAL Canyonero Petition!
• Simpsons Quote Database
• Mike's Sandwich Photo Gallery
• Recipe for DIY Canyonero (ATTEMPT AT YOUR OWN RISK!)
• Court Street Grocers Contact Info
• My Geocities Neighbor Pages
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GUEST BOOK ENTRIES:
SandwichKing92: "Dude I remember the Canyonero! My dad got one once and we had to eat it with a fork and knife LOL"
DeliFan88: "This site is awesome! Keep fighting the good fight! 🌮"
Homer_J_Simpson: "Mmm... Canyonero... *drools*"
Anonymous: "I work at Court Street Grocers and I'm forwarding this to my boss!"
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GEOCITIES FREE HOMEPAGE SPACE!
COMING SOON:
• Canyonero fan art gallery
• Audio file of me singing the Canyonero song
• Nutritional information (if you dare!)
• Links to other discontinued food item sites
*** REMEMBER: THE CANYONERO WILL RISE AGAIN! ***
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